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Friday, September 7, 2012

Is Beer the New Painkiller?

More than partying, people often get wasted to relax. And while most of us view drinking after a long day as just a way to numb and even kill off some brain cells, it can actually have healthy applications. Beyond mental stress, beer can actually alleviate physical stress, too. That’s right. When someone hands you a drink and says “loosen up” they are more on target than they know. Research has found that wheat beer can reduce muscle inflammation and...

Friend Zone

I feel the need to take the time and discuss something that some guys just don’t seem to understand, YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING(not literal) FRIEND! If those words come out of my mouth and are aimed at you, I am never going to hook up with you, end of story. There are two categories which girls place men: Guys I Want To Bang Just A Friend If you are placed in the category Guys I Want To Bang, well congratulations it’s pretty clear I am willing...

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

My Dream Wedding

The following is a result of three bowls and pure boredom. Realistically I can't picture myself ever taking the walk down the aisle...ever. But that doesn't stop me from planning a dream wedding. As much as I love the summer, I don't know if I'd be able to have my wedding during that season so my month of choice would be October, preferably Columbus Day weekend. Considering it's a long weekend, my guests would be able to plan accordingly, especially...

Music Find: Don't Worry, I'm Yours [Remastered]

I happened to stumble upon this particular mashup while sitting outside enjoying a Bud Light Lime and a bowl of Mary Jane. For a second I closed my eyes and put myself in my car cruising up the coast, or laying on the beach. The seventy-degree weather sure helped put me in the right state of mind, and listening to this song just added to that. This is the perfect song to sit back and relax and with over one million plays and a hundred thousand downloads...

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Dick for the Day

I'd be lying if I told you that I never questioned what it would be like to have a dick for a day. God blessed me with a vagina, but lately is seems more like a curse. Don't get me wrong, I truly love my dear friend, as having her around provides for numerous benefits such as free drinks at the bar, the ability to get out of speeding tickets, and the all encompassing power of the pussy just to name a few. But my list of complaints has...

Sexual Philosophy

For only being three letters long, sex is a pretty big part of the way the world works. I find it very hard for someone to argue that sex is not a huge factor in why people act the way they do. The very existence of life derives from the act of sexual intercourse. Well, actually it once used to, but thanks to modern technology procedures such as artificial insemination can now create life. I read once somewhere that sex is the key to human civilization....

Friday, March 9, 2012

Kony 2012: Bringing Justice to the Invisible Children

The filmmaker behind the viral “Kony 2012’’ video believes there is a simple reason for the exploding popularity of the short film depicting the human rights abuses of a Ugandan warlord and his guerrilla army. “I think it’s because it’s a human story,’’ director Jason Russell told TODAY’s Ann Curry Friday. “We’re all human beings, and for some reason we forgot about our humanity because of politics and because all these things we’re talking about...