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Kony 2012

Kony 2012 is a film and campaign by Invisible Children that aims to make Joseph Kony famous, not to celebrate him, but to raise support for his arrest and set a precedent for international justice.

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Check out the best styles for spring from Forever 21 and more!

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Friday, September 7, 2012

Is Beer the New Painkiller?


More than partying, people often get wasted to relax. And while most of us view drinking after a long day as just a way to numb and even kill off some brain cells, it can actually have healthy applications. Beyond mental stress, beer can actually alleviate physical stress, too. That’s right. When someone hands you a drink and says “loosen up” they are more on target than they know.
Research has found that wheat beer can reduce muscle inflammation and the occurrence of upper respiratory illness. One study took 277 marathoners and split them into two groups. One group drinking non-alcoholic beer and another a placebo drink. The participants drank 34 to 50 ounces of their respective beverages every day for 3 weeks leading up to the Munich Marathon, and for two weeks after.
What did the study find? That the athletes guzzling the actual beer were more than 3 times less likely to develop respiratory infection and had 20 to 32% less inflammation than the placebo group.
Why? Because beer contains polyphenols, antioxidants that regulate the immune system and suppress genes involved in provoking stress and inflammation. Fruits and plants contain polyphenols as well, but these antioxidants are more effective when found in a combination, which they are in beer. The multiple polyphenols in beer even make it more effective at reducing inflammation than ibuprofen.
The participants in the study were drinking non-alcoholic servings, but don’t feel guilty for getting a little buzz with your benefits if you prefer the real deal. Alcoholic beer contains twice as many polyphenols, so you can reap the same benefits from just half as much beer—that’s 1 pint per day—leading up to a marathon or physically taxing event.
Cheers!

Friend Zone


I feel the need to take the time and discuss something that some guys just don’t seem to understand, YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING(not literal) FRIEND! If those words come out of my mouth and are aimed at you, I am never going to hook up with you, end of story.
There are two categories which girls place men:
  1. Guys I Want To Bang
  2. Just A Friend
If you are placed in the category Guys I Want To Bang, well congratulations it’s pretty clear I am willing to rip off your clothes and do all sorts of dirty things with you. And if one of the guys in this category pose as a potential relationship in the future, even better.
However, if you are in the Just A Friend category there are no exceptions as to why I should ever want to hook up with you. It’s pretty fucking clear and simple that I do not need your assistance in the bedroom, you are the guy I vent to about the guys I bring into the bedroom. And if you have a problem with that, then sorry I’m not sorry cause I am never putting my tongue in your mouth no matter how many times you ask me “Why can’t we just hook up once?”
Why do these poor souls get stuck in the friend-zone? I honestly don’t know but there is something during our first meeting that goes off in my head that can only see you as a friend. It’s not that you’re not good looking enough or whatever, but I just don’t want to fuck you. Maybe it’s because I’ve received one too many desperate drunk texts where you reveal your love for me, and that kinda turns me off. But I’m there for you if you need advice about a girl, for sure! Just don’t let that girl be me because I will turn you down time and time again.
If I wanted to hook up with you, wouldn’t you think that in the past 3 years since we met our freshman year I would have done it myself? Follow the bouncing ball now dude, YOU ARE IN THE FRIEND-ZONE.